"Get your hand out of your pants for the picture" -me "The world deserves to see me in my natural state!" -him "The world? I think only two people look at my blog. And I'm one of them." -me
Look! It’s Dora in disguise. I picked this up last night in the one dollar store. This store is full of stupid crap made in china. Looking at this disguise I realized that it’s a bit of weird one. I mean look at it. It’s combining the hitler mustache with a large jewish looking nose (for those of you that don’t know, I am kind of jewish so I can say these things) and some stylish glasses. What is this communicating?
"Ari, congratulations on graduating! I'm really proud of you." - Pres "Thanks Obama-lama. I was wondering. Will you wear these?" - me "Oh, for your blog? I'd be honored. I <3 mustacheme!" - Pres