mustacheme

Halloween

2009-11-01T23:03:00.001-07:00

"Look out behind you!"

ANIMAL-BEAR D-44

2009-07-15T01:18:00.001-07:00

"This blog still exists?" -you
"Making a comeback?" -me
"Doubt it..." -you

Ari Shiffrin

2009-05-30T00:06:00.001-07:00

"Gimme my damn degree so I can get back home to blog this shit."

Jackson Casey

2009-05-27T23:47:00.003-07:00

"Get your hand out of your pants for the picture" -me
"The world deserves to see me in my natural state!" -him
"The world? I think only two people look at my blog. And I'm one of them." -me

Thanks Spudboy

2009-05-27T09:48:00.001-07:00

Dora!

2009-05-23T10:41:00.002-07:00

Source: manonthemoon international

Look! It’s Dora in disguise. I picked this up last night in the one dollar store. This store is full of stupid crap made in china. Looking at this disguise I realized that it’s a bit of weird one. I mean look at it. It’s combining the hitler mustache with a large jewish looking nose (for those of you that don’t know, I am kind of jewish so I can say these things) and some stylish glasses. What is this communicating?

me and homies in 1974

2009-05-22T15:15:00.002-07:00

"Ok, everyone put on your glasses and say cheese."

...

"Damn it Mary, you have no business in this picture!"

Steve Davenport (via Tim Ward's cell)

2009-05-21T14:25:00.004-07:00

Possible krooked/mustacheme/yeahboardshop collabo products in the near future?

Steven Thailand

2009-05-20T09:59:00.001-07:00

"Uh, yah mustached?"

President Barack Obama

2009-05-15T22:43:00.004-07:00

"Ari, congratulations on graduating! I'm really proud of you." - Pres
"Thanks Obama-lama. I was wondering. Will you wear these?" - me
"Oh, for your blog? I'd be honored. I <3 mustacheme!" - Pres

left over undie chix

2009-05-15T00:13:00.004-07:00

ASU Undie Run 2009 mustached!

2009-05-13T11:19:00.002-07:00

"Is this where they go?!" - Ted

Ashley and Choppy Omega

2009-05-11T11:40:00.002-07:00

"It's hard being the omega." -Choppy

Tina Fey photoshoot

2009-05-08T20:33:00.005-07:00

"Don't use the props. They always try to get you to take one funny photo and that's always the one they use and you look like an idiot." -Jenna

"I dunno. With the chicken it could make a great cover..." -photographer

"I'll hold the chicken." -Liz

"It's so great. Now act like the chicken farted!" -photographer

Antonio Millan

2009-05-08T20:19:00.003-07:00

pre-bleach

post-bleach

"I coulda been a contender..."

Peter Vlad

2009-05-07T23:34:00.002-07:00

is the king

"I will rule you!"

Sebastian Cat

2009-05-07T02:14:00.008-07:00

Matt Price told me that all cats have the last name Cat and all dogs have the last name Dog.

Zoe Pope (Blërg) told me "you need pictures of animals wearing the mustache. dogs would probably work best. however, cats might also work."

no easy task...

thanks for helping ashley...

outsider's perspective of me blogging...

Uh, yah busted...?

"Can a cat wear glasses?" -me
"Mmeeeeooooooowww" -Sebastian
"Huh, I guess so." -me

McDeezies

2009-05-05T15:52:00.007-07:00

Henry: 2 sausage mcmuffins with egg, 1 hashbrown, 1 OJ: 1184 calories

Chance: hotcakes: 600 calories

Chris: 1 egg mcmuffin, 1 hashbrown, 1 iced tea: 576 calories

my meal was 1550 calories. i win.

issa _________

2009-05-03T00:41:00.008-07:00

"It's like salvador dali meets vincent gallo." -him pretending to know what he's talking about

self portrait?

2009-05-02T00:52:00.000-07:00

"What a creep." -you

Morgan Bellinger

2009-04-29T23:06:00.004-07:00

I don't think he figured out how to use them...

Still trying...

Awww that's cute :)

Supposedly he's my doppelganger? I don't think so. He does.

Melissa Stoeckmann: Chapter 2: Chapter 3

2009-04-29T00:44:00.004-07:00

Serious:

Semi-serious:

Happy:

Damien Maloney

2009-04-28T12:11:00.003-07:00

The pictures in the next few posts come from Damien's camera. Some might have been taken by him. Some by my Doppelganger and arch enemy Morgan Bellinger. Some by Melissa Stoeckmann, pictured in the posts below. And some of them I took.

Damien's face is here

and blog is here.

Melissa Stoeckmann: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

2009-04-27T17:23:00.002-07:00

"I love lamp."

Ari Shiffrin (via cell)

2009-04-26T14:00:00.004-07:00

Is using cell phone frames cheating?

Melissa Stoeckmann: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

2009-04-25T20:00:00.002-07:00

"You don't look cool just because you pretend to smoke." -her
"Easy for you to say, you still have your arms." -me

Chuck Darr

2009-04-18T12:30:00.003-07:00

An experiment with double mustaching?

"Is this gonna work?"

"I guess so."

Ted Schmitz

2009-04-15T22:12:00.002-07:00

"Do I look like Jay-Z?" -him
"No?" -me

First Person Shooter

2009-04-15T00:16:00.004-07:00

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be 'stached?

"I think I need thicker lenses. You're still blurry." -me

"You're making an awkward face..." -Miyagi

Andrew "Miyagi" Almendarez

2009-04-14T01:12:00.006-07:00

Sometimes you enter a Peter Piper Pizza time warp to being nine years old all over again...

"Peekaboo Round Two!"

"NOM NOM me hungy gimme pizza plz!"

"How many bucks must I spend to win enough tickets for three bubble solutions?"

Satwant _______

2009-04-12T00:29:00.003-07:00

"OMG will you please take a picture of me with that cool guy in the amazing suit?" -me

Francis Kulikowski

2009-04-10T13:46:00.003-07:00

"When do i get to be 'stached?" -her
"I 'stached you months ago, on polaroid film." -me
"Well why don't you post it?" -her
"I don't have a scanner..." -me

Sophia Rose

2009-04-06T13:18:00.001-07:00

"Peekaboo!"

Zoe Pope

2009-04-05T18:59:00.003-07:00

"What are you gonna get?" -me
"Hopefully something with Burt Reynolds." -her

_

2009-04-03T02:14:00.005-07:00

"I don't even know you mister :("

The Grim Reaper

2009-04-03T02:11:00.002-07:00

needs no disguise...

Michael Kryger

2009-03-28T21:01:00.004-07:00

"Do you love me?"
"Of course I do!"
"You never give me your money. You only give me your funny paper."
"Well I dig a fucking pony! Give me a break..."

Cody Bear

2009-03-24T15:55:00.001-07:00

"If I had a nickel for every booger I could buy a box of kleenex."

Aric Blattner

2009-03-23T00:49:00.002-07:00

"D00D I neeeeeeeeeed facial hair!"

Wes Baker

2009-03-12T02:41:00.002-07:00

"Do I look beautiful?" -him
"Not in a thousand years." -flowers

Pickles!

2009-03-09T13:27:00.003-07:00

"Can a pug wear glasses?" -me
"Bark, bark!" -Pickles
"Yeah, I didn't think so." -me

Dylan Messer

2009-03-07T22:05:00.001-07:00

"Do I look older with facial hair?" -him
"Yeah, like you're at least thirteen." -me

Tim Armour

2009-03-07T10:51:00.002-07:00

"I bought them back at that ghost town, the one with the chickens and donkeys."

Steven Erst

2009-03-04T19:56:00.004-07:00

"We're in the middle of nowhere. Where the fuck did these glasses come from?"

Damien Maloney

2009-03-02T00:38:00.002-07:00

Thanks to Damien for taking the five pictures below. He has an interesting blog at:

http://damienmaloney.blogspot.com/

It's called PENDRAGON. I thought it was a made up shape or something. Like an octagon. Apparently it's supposed to be more like "pen dragon". That's how he pronounces it, anyway. What do you think?

Perhaps someday his photo will end up on here.

Melissa Stoeckmann

2009-03-02T00:31:00.002-07:00

"Give me your best 'tired t-rex' face." - me
" " - her

Steve ________

2009-03-02T00:11:00.005-07:00

"These glasses are too skinny for my face. These are the 511's. Do you have the 505's?"

Kimi ____________

2009-03-01T14:52:00.003-07:00

"I swear I'm naturally blonde." - her
"That's what the last Kimmy said." - me

Ari Shiffrin

2009-03-01T14:46:00.003-07:00

"This will be perfect for my profile picture on my blog!"

L.J. _____________

2009-03-01T14:39:00.004-07:00

"I'm L.J. Nice to meet you. Yeah, you know, like live journal."

Kimmy ____________

2009-02-27T20:31:00.002-07:00

"I swear I'm naturally blonde!"

Tim Ward

2009-02-26T00:17:00.001-07:00

"Everyone's gonna know it's me still because of the shirt."

Randy Ploesser

2009-02-25T18:58:00.003-07:00

"What are you doing? I thought I killed you yesterday," grumbled albi quite racistly.

Tyler Harl

2009-02-25T18:54:00.002-07:00

"I have six eyes, two ears, and one mustache."

Olivia ________

2009-02-23T21:55:00.001-07:00

"Do I have something in my teeth?"

Cameron Harper

2009-02-23T21:52:00.002-07:00

"So he says 'Do you love me?' and she says 'No, but that's a real nice ski mask!'"

Tony Labarbera

2009-02-21T21:58:00.004-07:00

"Why am I wearing what disguise?"

Adrianne Batmans

2009-02-20T14:22:00.002-07:00

"My mustache is black as night, my nose white as moon."

Pat Franklin

2009-02-20T14:19:00.002-07:00

"If I make a fishy face, can you email it to me for my myspace?"

chad?

2009-02-18T00:53:00.000-07:00

"I am both riding a scooter and smoking a cig."

matt blevins

2009-02-18T00:41:00.000-07:00

"I have both one chin and one mustache."

preston harper

2009-02-18T00:38:00.001-07:00

"My mustache is a very serious subject."

ryan reyes

2009-02-18T00:30:00.000-07:00

"I am a creature from David Bowie's labyrinth."

mustacheme

Halloween

ANIMAL-BEAR D-44

Ari Shiffrin

Jackson Casey

Thanks Spudboy

Dora!

me and homies in 1974

Steve Davenport (via Tim Ward's cell)

Steven Thailand

President Barack Obama

left over undie chix

ASU Undie Run 2009 mustached!

Ashley and Choppy Omega

Tina Fey photoshoot

Antonio Millan

Peter Vlad

Sebastian Cat

McDeezies

issa _________

self portrait?

Morgan Bellinger

Melissa Stoeckmann: Chapter 2: Chapter 3

Damien Maloney

Melissa Stoeckmann: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Ari Shiffrin (via cell)

Melissa Stoeckmann: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

Chuck Darr

Ted Schmitz

First Person Shooter

Andrew "Miyagi" Almendarez

Satwant _______

Francis Kulikowski

Sophia Rose

Zoe Pope

____ _____

The Grim Reaper

Michael Kryger

Cody Bear

Aric Blattner

Wes Baker

Pickles!

Dylan Messer

Tim Armour

Steven Erst

Damien Maloney

Melissa Stoeckmann

Steve ________

Kimi ____________

Ari Shiffrin

L.J. _____________

Kimmy ____________

Tim Ward

Randy Ploesser

Tyler Harl

Olivia ________

Cameron Harper

Tony Labarbera

Adrianne Batmans

Pat Franklin

chad?

matt blevins

preston harper

ryan reyes

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